Posts made in September, 2008

Christian One-Liners

Posted on Sep 29, 2008 in Blog | 142 comments

1. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until you try to sit in their pews. 2. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. 3. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. 4. The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. 5. When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there. 6. People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church. 7. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever. 8. Quit griping about your church; if it...