How To Ruin A Church

church-custom.jpg1. Plan to make all services, but don’t show up.
Hebrews 10:25 Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.

2. Never show up for Saturday morning prayer.
Phillipians 4:6 Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.

3. Always miss Wednesday night prayer.
Ephesians 6:18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints

4. Never invite or encourage others to come to church.
Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

5. Never tell others about the Sunday morning message.
Proverbs 25:25 As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far country.

6. Be sure to keep the tithe in your bank account.
Malachi 3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

7. Always let others do what needs to be done.
1 Corinthians 4:2 Moreover it is required in stewards, that a man be found faithful.

8. Never pray for one another; complain to others instead.
James 5:16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

9. Do not have your lesson prepared for Sunday, or at the very most plan a poor one.
2 Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

10. NEVER BE KIND OR HELP ONE ANOTHER.
Galatians 6:10 As we have therefore opportunity, let us do good unto all men, especially unto them who are of the household of faith.

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2 Comments

  1. Good post. Let’s ruin a church! Just kidding. I know a lot of people who do a lot of these things! Hmmmm.

  2. These are very sad – but needs to be told! There is so much truth in this.

    Kate